1. jambo
2. cashew (fruit, not seed)
3. camapum
4. jackfruit
5. açaí
6. guanabana soursop
7. buriti
8. vitória seedless grapes
9. guava
10. oranges
honourable mentions:
- abiu / mangosteen (they taste basically the same)
- seriguela (while the taste is phenomenal, its 80% seed)
- blueberries (feels like off brand camapum, but fucks honestly)
- cocoa (juice from it fucks immensely but its basically a mix of abiu and cashews)
- artificial cherry flavouring
Most intense flavour: Buriti, jackfruits, any soursop
Easier to eat tons of without getting tired: Jambo, camapum, oranges
Best textures: Jambo (cronch) and Cashews (closest vegan option to biting human skin)
[BONUS] top 3 worst fruit:
1. pink lady apples that taste like a perfect mix of polly pocket and stinkbugs
2. unripe bananas (betrayal)
3. strawberry nesquik