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top 10 best fruit

Posted by XUU5019 - October 1st, 2024

1. jambo

2. cashew (fruit, not seed)

3. camapum

4. jackfruit

5. açaí

6. guanabana soursop

7. buriti

8. vitória seedless grapes

9. guava

10. oranges

honourable mentions:

- abiu / mangosteen (they taste basically the same)

- seriguela (while the taste is phenomenal, its 80% seed)

- blueberries (feels like off brand camapum, but fucks honestly)

- cocoa (juice from it fucks immensely but its basically a mix of abiu and cashews)

- artificial cherry flavouring

Most intense flavour: Buriti, jackfruits, any soursop

Easier to eat tons of without getting tired: Jambo, camapum, oranges

Best textures: Jambo (cronch) and Cashews (closest vegan option to biting human skin)

[BONUS] top 3 worst fruit:

1. pink lady apples that taste like a perfect mix of polly pocket and stinkbugs

2. unripe bananas (betrayal)

3. strawberry nesquik

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Cyberdevil 2024-10-01 13:51:11

I hadn't even heard of jambo or buriti before! Exotic list... though does artificial cherry flavoring really deserve a mention here? XD Real cherries ain't bad...

Soursop's my #1 personally. I'd definitely have watermelon somewhere on the list too.

XUU5019 2024-10-01 13:51:11

theyre just local fruit to me :) you might be able to find buriti sweets in brazilian import stores!

watermelon is amazing!! i feel like theres better fruit out there, but a good melin saves any hot day.

Cyberdevil 2024-10-02 04:30:25

You live in an awesome place man. :) I wish we had more variety, the only fruit we really grow locally are apples. Though plenty of wild berries too. We do have a few Brazilian import stores apparently, gotta check those out...

Indeed! There's barely any sugar in watermelon too, it's actually very nutritious.

Since you shared the fun fact on cashews btw, did you know strawberries are actually flowers? ;) All fruits do start a flower, but the fruits on a strawberry are just the tiny seeds on the outside of it, the red stuff's really not a fruit at all.